Saturday, October 13th, 2012
Top-secret weapon!
Posted by GENERAL GRIEVOUS
NOTE TO BOUNTY HUNTERS:
Greetings! Bring the Jedi Knight to me!
I’ve gone back to our secret weapons research base on Geonosis where we are building something secret. If you want your payment of bricks, bring Skywalker and come meet me there.
I probably shouldn’t have told you about the secret weapons research base. Forget that part. We are not, I repeat not, building a top-secret Geonosian cannon that is sure to turn the tide of the Clone Wars and destroy the Republic once and for all.
Anyway, come meet me there. And hurry up! I don’t have all day.
General Grievous
CURRENT MOOD: Not hiding in a secret base.