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Saturday, May 5th, 2012

ANAKIN SKYWALKER

It’s not easy to build these things without instructions.

Posted by ANAKIN SKYWALKER

It’s not easy to build these things without instructions.

"Okay, maybe it wasn’t my smartest idea ever, but this is MY vacation and I’m going to have some fun.

Sure, this cobbled-together Podracer we’ve built may not look like much, but check out those engines! So what if they didn’t leave me with many bricks to put into the
driver’s pod itself?

Whoops, try to get that piece back into place, would you, trooper? It’s not easy to build these things without instructions. The Jawas? No, all they’re selling is used
Sandcrawler manuals this week.

Stop complaining back there! You should feel lucky I let you ride along in the pod. Your driver just happens to be the only human ever to win the Boonta Eve Classic, you know.

… YES, I built in seatbelts.

Finish line’s coming up fast, guys! Hold on tight!

CURRENT MOOD: Zoom!"

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Saturday, April 28th, 2012

GENERAL GRIEVOUS

What’s taking those bounty hunters so long?

Posted by GENERAL GRIEVOUS

What’s taking those bounty hunters so long?

"You know the problem with hiring freelancers to do your dirty work for you?

They charge by the hour.

What’s taking those bounty hunters so long? They should have been here ages ago!

Skywalker and the Republic spies have probably called Coruscant and arranged to have a whole fleet of frigates built to come pick them up by now.

Hmph! No one builds ME spaceships on demand. I have to get these clumsy battle droids to do it.

Uh-oh, my cruiser is almost out of gas! I will have to park it back on the Malevolence!

CURRENT MOOD: Even more impatient than usual"

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