Star Wars

avatar
_ _
_

Saturday, November 10th, 2012

ANAKIN SKYWALKER

Skywalker to the rescue!

Posted by ANAKIN SKYWALKER

Skywalker to the rescue!

Oof! We made it! We’re on the ground! And not a moment too soon – those Geonosians have some kind of fancy new cannon I’ve never seen before, and it looks like they’re about to use it on our pals!

Good thing we brought along a shiny new custom cannon of our own, huh?

Hopefully we built it properly!

Yes! We did it! Look at them scatter and run. They won’t be rebuilding that weapon in a hurry.

Grievous sure is heading out of here in a hurry. That guy really likes to run away.
Is that a bounty hunter ship chasing him?

Huh? What’s that, trooper? A message from Eeth Koth and Quinlan Vos?
I wonder what those guys want.

…Oh yeah, I kind of stole their Republic Frigate, didn’t I. And then I sort of wrecked it.
And…then they had to fight a Sith Infiltrator, and they’re really really mad about it?
I wonder what that’s about.

Uh, we might be in a little tiny bit of trouble back home, guys. Maybe we should hang out here on Geonosis for a while. Let’s take apart this bunker and see if we can build some tents and hammocks! Corporal 059-371-692-B, start working on building a campfire and I might just promote you to sergeant. Troopers 1137 and 1139, see if you can scrounge up some Corellian marshmallows.

Hey, it may not be a paradise planet, but a vacation is a vacation!

Looks like as far as this wild and crazy galactic adventure goes…this is THE END!

CURRENT MOOD: On vacation…finally!

375 Comments

Saturday, November 3rd, 2012

GENERAL GRIEVOUS

Fire that cannon!

Posted by GENERAL GRIEVOUS

Fire that cannon!

Aha! Here I am at the secret weapons research base. And fortunately for me, we’ve got a secret weapon right here – and a whole bunch of Jedi and clone troopers waiting just outside. This is going to be good!

Commando droids! Geonosian warriors! Finish building my secret weapon and prepare to destroy those Republic fools!

And let me know when my bounty hunters arrive with Skywalker. I don’t want to miss the expression on his face when he realizes he’s been captured by the great General Grievous. And then capture the bounty hunters, too. I’m certainly not giving them any of my bricks!

Are the targets in range? Excellent. Then fire! Fire that newly built, secret Geonosian Cannon!

CURRENT MOOD: Triumphant.

381 Comments

MOBILE SITE
SEE OTHER MOVIES