Saturday, May 5th, 2012
It’s not easy to build these things without instructions.
Posted by ANAKIN SKYWALKER
"Okay, maybe it wasn’t my smartest idea ever, but this is MY vacation and I’m going to have some fun.
Sure, this cobbled-together Podracer we’ve built may not look like much, but check out those engines! So what if they didn’t leave me with many bricks to put into the
driver’s pod itself?
Whoops, try to get that piece back into place, would you, trooper? It’s not easy to build these things without instructions. The Jawas? No, all they’re selling is used
Sandcrawler manuals this week.
Stop complaining back there! You should feel lucky I let you ride along in the pod. Your driver just happens to be the only human ever to win the Boonta Eve Classic, you know.
… YES, I built in seatbelts.
Finish line’s coming up fast, guys! Hold on tight!
CURRENT MOOD: Zoom!"